Koala or Nothing


Koala by Elizabeth

Happy Australia Day! Believe it or not, koala “bears” are not ursine. No! They’re actually disgusting marsupials. But in celebration of Australia Day, we will koala-fy them as bears t’day.

Did you know that a female koala has two vaginas?
Neither did her ex-boyfriend.

What do koalas eat when they’re on a diet?
Low-cal yptus

Why are young koalas called joeys?
Because koalas don’t want to have KIDS.

Bonus: Even after reaching a compromise on the location of Australia’s capital city in 1903, its two largest cities, Melbourne and Sydney, are still considered rivals – Boy, those two cities sure Canberra grudge!