Bears (Ursidae) – large mammals with thick fur and a short tail, hailing from the Ursidae family. Bears are alike to dogs, in that they are also caniforms. Bears are similar to humans as well, in that they walk on the soles of their feet and like giving hugs.
Four. Three to make it just right, and one to maul Goldilocks.
It was a boring task.
Because jokes are better when you have to explain them.
1. The act or process of making or enlarging a hole. [Dictionary]
2. Not interesting, tedious.
They wouldn’t let Mama Bear in to look at her husband’s murder scene. It was too grizzly.
Why was one polar bear attracted to another polar bear?
Be like a panda: black, white, and Asian.
Who is laughing now?
Adorable baby panda, Bao Bao, falls at her press debut; embarrasses herself and her entire species.
How did the bear get elected?
It was a pander bear!
When will pandas no longer be endangered?
When they stop coming home with two black eyes. Happy Chinese New Year!