Happy australia day

Happy Australia Day! Believe it or not, koala “bears” are not ursine. No! They’re actually disgusting marsupials. But in celebration of Australia Day, we will koala-fy them as bears t’day.

Did you know that a female koala has two vaginas?
Neither did her ex-boyfriend.

What do koalas eat when they’re on a diet?
Low-cal yptus

Why are young koalas called joeys?
Because koalas don’t want to have KIDS.

Bonus: Even after reaching a compromise on the location of Australia’s capital city in 1903, its two largest cities, Melbourne and Sydney, are still considered rivals – Boy, those two cities sure Canberra grudge!