Ursidae Paronomasia Organization
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It was a boring task.
Although the Chicago Bears didn’t make it to the playoffs this season, a sleuth of…
They wouldn’t let Mama Bear in to look at her husband’s murder scene. It was…
When they stop coming home with two black eyes. Happy Chinese New Year!
Happy Australia Day! Believe it or not, koala “bears” are not ursine. No! They’re actually…
“You’re on thin ice!”
You get a Boo-Boo.
Because it has a-hole in its humerus!
L.A.-based clothing company, Riot Society, shows their appreciation for bear jokes in style.
It was a pander bear!
“Why should I? I’d still have bear feet. Wocka wocka wocka!” – Fozzie the Bear
Because they think a “bare bones” story sounds too spooky. Also, most bears are illiterate.
Adorable baby panda, Bao Bao, falls at her press debut; embarrasses herself and her entire…
Why bear jokes? Bear jokes are easy to make. There is no shortage of things…
Ursa Minor, because he is always looking for bearly-legal stars.
Be like a panda: black, white, and Asian.
Four. Three to make it just right, and one to maul Goldilocks.